b. October 1929, 68. Amycus Carrow is the current Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor at Hogwarts School. He is also a marked Death Eater, and has been loyal to the Dark Lord since their days as students at Hogwarts. Even those who are in his social circles are rarely fond of the man, as he is not what anyone would call classy. He chews with his mouth open, in the last few decades he hasn't bothered to do more with his wife than share a twice-yearly cup of tea, isn't fussed with the legality of just about anything, torments Muggles for fun, insults just about anyone, and yes, young ladies of Hogwarts beware because he does think about you that way.